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RICH ORLOFF   


Rich Orloff
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Plays by Rich Orloff

RICH ORLOFF
Advanced Chemistry
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Genre:
Two 1 Acts
One Act
Parts:
Male
1
Female
2
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Notes:
aka Companion Pieces
Synopsis:
Companion Pieces Is A Pair Of Thematically-Related One-Act Comedies About Love And Lust Among Those In Their Mature Years, Designed To Be Performed By The Same Trio Of Actors (One Older Man, One Older Woman, And One Younger Woman) On The Same Set (With Different Decorations). The Opening Play, Mourning Glory, Is A Farcical Look At The Situation, A Piece Of Whimsy About A Pair Who Admit Lust At An Inappropriate Moment. The Second Play, Getting Lucky, Is A Slice-Of-Life Comedy With Serious Overtones About A Couple Who Have Been Dating For Awhile And Who Are Tempted To Take The Next Step In Their Physical Relationship.
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RICH ORLOFF
Afterglow
1st Produced:
Ensemble Studio Theatre (Los Angeles, CA, United States)
1985
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Genre:
8-10 min
Comedy/Drama
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
After a supermarket pick-up leads to a passionate interlude, a shy young man and a bold young woman don't know what to do next. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Couples.)
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RICH ORLOFF
Afternoon Sun
1st Produced:
Hypothetically Speaking Festival, Hypothetical Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2001
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Genre:
10-12 min
Drama
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
When a man and a woman meet in a hotel room for a tryst, the woman gets her needs met not by the man but from a surprising source. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Couples.)
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RICH ORLOFF
All That He Can Be
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2008
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Genre:
7-9 min
Comedy/Drama
Parts:
Male
3
Female
0
Parts Other:
3 males
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
A young man surprises his Army enlistment officer both by his enthusiasm -- and his prosthetic leg. When the recruiter informs the young man that he is ineligible for service, the young man, whose father and grandfather were injured while in the military, does everything he can to prove his worthiness. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Funny as a Crutch.
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RICH ORLOFF
Amaziiing Collosal Thing, The
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Genre:
Comedy
One Act
Parts:
Male
3
Female
3
Parts Other:
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Notes:
-
Synopsis:
The Amaziiing Colossal Thing Is A Farce About A Nerdy Janitor At A Nuclear Power Plant Who Forgets One Day To Zip His Fly. When He Is Visited At The Hospital By His Parents, His Ex-Girl Friend, And His Doctor, The Janitor Learns That His Enhanced Appearance Still Doesn'T Get Him Respect
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RICH ORLOFF
At the Orgy
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, )
2002
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Genre:
5-6 min
Vaudeville routine
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
In this parody of Abbott and Costello's classic "Who's on First," a novice at an orgy tries to get a straight answer to "Who's on top?" (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length playRomantic Fools.)
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RICH ORLOFF
August Afternoon
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in Ten Minute Plays From Actors Theatre Of Louisville, Vol 4, Samuel French NY
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Ten Min
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
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RICH ORLOFF
Berlin Promotion
1st Produced:
Pittsburgh New Play Festival (Pittsburg, PA, United States)
1997
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Genre:
10-12 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
1
Parts Other:
3 males, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
November 1988: A timid East German bureaucrat is willing to express any opinion to get a better job -- as soon as he can figure out which opinion will get him the job! (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Foreign Affairs.)
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RICH ORLOFF
Big Boys
1st Produced:
InterPlay International Play Festival, Rochester NY
1997
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Genre:
Wild Comedy
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Parts:
Male
2
Female
0
Parts Other:
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Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Big Boys Is A Wild Two-Character Comedy About The Relationship Between A Self-Satisfied, Grandiose, Amoral And Very Successful Boss, And His New, Insecure, Very Moral And Eager-To-Please Assistant. Not A Naturalistic Comedy, The Play Is Influenced By The Surreal Energy And Comic Rhythms Of Vaudeville And Sketch Comedy, Sort Of "David Mamet Meets Abbott And Costello". Big Boys Is An Over-The-Top Comic Fable About What Men Value And Desire.
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RICH ORLOFF
Bladder Control
1st Produced:
Love Creek's 3rd Annual Women's Festival of One-Act Plays (New York, NY, United States)
1993
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Genre:
10-12 min
Comedy/Drama
Parts:
Male
3
Female
2
Parts Other:
3 males, 2 females
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Barbara is an experienced executive, and Alison is a young trainee. When Alison blunders at an important meeting by requesting larger women's bathrooms, Barbara is the first to take her to task. Which is more important in the workplace: equality or empowerment? (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Nothing Serious.)
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RICH ORLOFF
Brazilian Wax Eloquent
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York City, NY, United States)
2005
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Genre:
10-12 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
When a couple in their fifties vacation in Rio, a husband's secret desire inspires a hair-raising suggestion from his wife, and the husband must think quick to avoid a close shave. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Foreign Affairs.)
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RICH ORLOFF
Bride and Gloom
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, )
2002
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ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
6-8 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
A nervous bride's fear of divorce prevents her from getting married. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length playRomantic Fools.)
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Bulgarian Rhapsody
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York City, NY, United States)
2005
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Genre:
15 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
4
Female
3
Parts Other:
4 males, 3 females
Notes:
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Synopsis:
November 2004: A poor Bulgarian family hopes that a visiting American cousin will shower them with money, but one of them has an even bolder request that incites wild scheming among everyone present. Everyone except the American, that is. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length playForeign Affairs.)
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Can This Marriage Be Saved?
1st Produced:
Melting Pot Theatre Company (New York, NY, )
1999
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Genre:
10-13 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
2
Parts Other:
1 male, 2 females, 1 either (4 actors possible: 1-2 males, 2-3 females)
Notes:
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Synopsis:
Such a trial! The human being wants a divorce from God and takes Him to court. (This play can also be performed as part of two different full-length plays: OY! andNothing Serious.)
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RICH ORLOFF
Class Dismissed
1st Produced:
Hypothetical Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2001
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ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
10-12 min
Drama
Parts:
Male
2
Female
0
Parts Other:
2 males
Notes:
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Synopsis:
When a college professor involved in a scandal is forced to leave campus, one of his students arrives in his office with a provocative question. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Couples.)
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RICH ORLOFF
Close Call
1st Produced:
Ensemble Studio Theatre (Los Angeles, CA, United States)
1985
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ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
9-11 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
1
Parts Other:
3 males, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
At KvetchRadio, everybody complains -- but the host won't tolerate complaints about himself. . . (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play OY!)
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RICH ORLOFF
Come Again
1st Produced:
2008
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Genre:
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Comedy
Parts:
Male
2
Female
2
Parts Other:
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Notes:
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Synopsis:
a free reading of my comedy Come Again, five one-acts exploring five different sexual combinations, each set in the same hotel room. (I describe the play as Plaza Suite with a libido.) Warning: These plays include mature language and immature behavior. The five combinations include: A married couple learns they've each been keeping score but getting different results. A threesome leads to touchy feelings when the wrong kind of touching starts feeling too good. A lesbian couple's conflicting career goals strip away pretensions (and more). Two swinging couples find that sharing spouses is easier than dividing the check. When a woman alone on a business trip gets a provocative dare, she's bound to be excited.
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Come Light the Menorah
1st Produced:
Melting Pot Theatre Company (New York, NY, )
1999
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ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
9-12 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
0
Female
2
Parts Other:
2 females
Notes:
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Synopsis:
On Chanukah, an observant woman learns her sister is a lesbian -- and dating a shikse. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play OY!)
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Couples
1st Produced:
WorkShop Theater Company (New York, NY, United States)
2007
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ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
100-110 min
Comedy/Drama
Parts:
Male
10
Female
6
Parts Other:
10 males, 6 females (5-18 actors possible: 3-11 males, 2-7 females)
Notes:
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Synopsis:
Couples brings together nine dynamic short comedies and dramas, each for two actors. From a one-night stand that reveals a woman's secret (Right Sensation) to a professor and student who create a scandal (Class Dismissed), to a couple whose marriage dissolves in line at Disneyland (Matterhorn), Couplesis a hilarious and moving examination of relationships. To purchase this book of 9 plays, click "Add to Shopping Cart" above. To perform an individual play, click on its title below:
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Cripperella
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2008
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ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
15-20 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
5
Parts Other:
3 males, 5 females (5-8 actors possible: exactly 3 males, 2-5 females)
Notes:
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Synopsis:
In this wacky, gag-filled fairy tale, Cripperella, a young woman with a disability, is able to attend the royal ball, despite it being in an inaccessible palace, when a fairy godmother casts a spell which conceals Cripperella's disability until midnight. Although the prince is enchanted with her, Cripperella is forced to run home when the clock strikes twelve, leaving behind her glass slipper. Determined to find his mysterious dance partner, the prince sets out to see who left the shoe behind. His small-mindedness leads to an unexpected but very happy ending. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Funny as a Crutch.
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Domestic Tranquility
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Genre:
-
Comedy
Parts:
Male
4
Female
2
Parts Other:
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Notes:
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Synopsis:
Domestic Tranquility Is A Six-Character Comedy About A Nice Family Who Live In A Nice Home In A Nice Suburb During The Nice 1950'S Whose Lives Are Turned Upside Down By Three Escaped Convicts With Bad Table Manners
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Dutch Treat
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2008
Company:
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ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
9-12 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
2
Parts Other:
1 male, 2 females, 1 either (4 actors possible: 1-2 males, 2-3 females)
Notes:
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Synopsis:
When best friends Tina (who is able-bodied) and Olivia (who has a disability) travel to Amsterdam, they're intrigued when a suave Frenchman sends a bottle of wine to their table. Certain that he must be attracted to Tina, both women are shocked, and their friendship tested, when the seductive stranger is interested only in Olivia. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Funny as a Crutch.
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Eve and Adam: The Untold Story
1st Produced:
Newman Theatre (Pleasantville, NY, United States)
1998
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Genre:
7-9 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
2
Parts Other:
1 male, 2 females, 1 either (4 actors possible: 1-2 males, 2-3 females)
Notes:
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Synopsis:
God is a woman, and Eve is made first, in this rib-tickling comedy. (This play can also be performed as part of two different full-length plays: OY! and Nothing Serious.)
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Find Me a Primitive Man
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, )
2002
Company:
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1st Published:
ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
7-10 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
A woman assumes her blind dates can't get worse, till she opens her door and finds a caveman. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Romantic Fools.)
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Fit For Love
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Genre:
Short Play
One Act
Parts:
Male
2
Female
1
Parts Other:
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Notes:
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Synopsis:
Stuck on a bad date.
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Foreign Affairs
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2005
Company:
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ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
85-95 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
4
Female
3
Parts Other:
4 males, 3 females (7-26 actors possible: 4-16 males, 3-10 females)
Notes:
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Synopsis:
Foreign Affairs is comprised of seven short comedies set in seven different countries, between November 1989 and November 2004. From a timid East German bureaucrat's response to the fall of the Berlin Wall (Berlin Promotion) to a kinky tryst in Buenos Aires (Triumph in Argentina), from a vacationing couple in Rio stripping away pretensions, and possibly more (Brazilian Wax Eloquent) to a Pope who finds himself accidentally married to a showgirl (I Married a Pope: The Pilot Episode), Foreign Affairs takes an irreverent look at sex, religion, and politics, international style. To purchase this book of 7 plays, click "Add to Shopping Cart" above. To perform an individual play, click on its title below:
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RICH ORLOFF
Four Extremely Attractive Women Sitting Around Fantasizing About Rich Orloff
1st Produced:
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Company:
Purple Rose Theatre Company
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ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
-
One act
Parts:
Male
-
Female
0
Parts Other:
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Notes:
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Synopsis:
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Funny as a Crutch
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2008
Company:
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Genre:
75-90 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
2
Parts Other:
3 males, 2 females (5-36 actors possible: 3-20 males, 2-15 females)
Notes:
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Synopsis:
Funny as a Crutch mixes ten vibrant short plays in an uproarious yet touching collection that explores the concept of disability. In tales ranging from a woman with a disability who is picked up for her first one night stand (Dutch Treat), to a young man who is turned away from the Army for having a prosthetic leg (All That He Can Be), to a waif whose fairy godmother promises to conceal her disability until midnight (Cripperella), Funny as a Crutchis guaranteed to make you laugh and raise your consciousness at the same time. To purchase this book of 10 plays, click "Add to Shopping Cart" above. To perform an individual play, click on its title below:
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RICH ORLOFF
Good News From Albert
1st Produced:
Melting Pot Theatre Company (New York, NY, )
1999
Company:
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ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
5-6 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Although Einstein has just won the Nobel Prize, his mother still worries about how he looks. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play OY!)
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RICH ORLOFF
HA!
1st Produced:
Stamps Players (Vancouver, BC, Canada)
2004
Company:
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1st Published:
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Genre:
100-120 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
4
Female
2
Parts Other:
4 males, 2 females (6-16 actors possible: 3-10 males, 2-6 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
HA! is a collection of Rich Orloff's three most popular one-act comedies, including Oedi (a spoof of Oedipus Rex), The News from St. Petersburg (a Chekhovian parody), and The Whole Shebang(which asks the question, "What if the entire universe was simply one student's science project?"). Together the three pieces create a hilarious full-length show. (Oedi,The News from St. Petersburg,and The Whole Shebang can also be purchased and performed separately.)
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Heart of the Fire
1st Produced:
Hypothetical Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2001
Company:
-
1st Published:
ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
10-12 min
Drama
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
A waitress in an East Village bar gets an unwanted visit from a man she knows, with a request she'd rather not hear. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Couples.)
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I Didn't Know You Could Cook (one-act version)
1st Produced:
Carousel Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
1993
Company:
-
1st Published:
ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
25-30 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
2
Female
0
Parts Other:
2 males
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
A paraplegic school teacher in his twenties gets an odd ultimatum when he discusses his sexuality with his conservative older brother. (Aten-minute version of this play is also available.) (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length collection Incredible Sex.)
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I Didn't Know You Could Cook (ten-minute version)
1st Produced:
The National Theatre Workshop of the Handicapped (New York, NY, United States)
1989
Company:
-
1st Published:
ISBN/ASIN
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Genre:
9-12 min
Comedy/Drama
Parts:
Male
2
Female
0
Parts Other:
2 males
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
When conservative older brother Mark visits his paraplegic brother Jerome's house for dinner, he is shocked by two pieces of information -- his little brother is a great cook, and he is gay. When Mark demands Jerome choose between being disabled and being gay, the ensuing conversation reveals how much the brothers have kept hidden from each other over the years. Will Jerome be able to convince his brother to accept him for who he is? (A one-act version of this play is also available.) (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Funny as a Crutch.
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I Married a Pope: The Pilot Episode
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York City, NY, United States)
2005
Company:
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Genre:
10-15 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
2
Female
2
Parts Other:
2 males, 2 females, 1 either (5 actors possible: 2-3 males, 2-3 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
In this wacky sitcom pilot, the first American-born Pope learns he accidentally married a showgirl the night before. Between his heartbroken bride, his overbearing mother, and pressure to decide church doctrine on homsosexuality, this is one very stressed Pope. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Foreign Affairs.)
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Incredible Sex
1st Produced:
Theatre Columbus State/Columbus State Community College (Columbus, OH, United States)
2005
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Genre:
100-120 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
3
Parts Other:
3 males, 3 females (6-12 actors possible: 3-6 males, 3-6 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Incredible Sex is a trio of one-act comedies about love and desire, and the questions men and women face in their twenties. The tone of the plays varies from the deliciously ribald dialogue of Women in Heat, to the touching comic drama of I Didn't Know You Could Cook, to the hilarious fantasy of Mars Needs Women, But Not As Much As Arnold Schecter. (Women in Heat, I Didn't Know You Could Cook, and Mars Needs Women, But Not As Much As Arnold Schecter can also be performed separately.)
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Invisible Woman
1st Produced:
Theatre of NOTE (Los Angeles, CA, United States)
1998
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Genre:
7-10 min
Drama
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
When a woman and her boyfriend meet at a bar, the man asks how she is. The woman considers the question dangerous. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Couples.)
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Is Lust Kosher?
1st Produced:
Melting Pot Theatre Company (New York, NY, )
1999
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Genre:
7-9 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
A kosher couple discovers an imaginative way to arouse each other. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play OY!)
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Judgment Days
1st Produced:
Renegade Theatre Company in Los Angeles
-
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Genre:
Two 1 Acts
One Act
Parts:
Male
2
Female
3
Parts Other:
-
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Judgment Days Is A Pair Of Plays About People Who Try To Escape Or Embrace Their Heritage, And The Unexpected Price Paid For Their Decisions. Kurt Was My Buddy, Set In 1986, Is About A Tv News Anchorman Who Has Hidden His Jewish Identity To Get Ahead In The Business. On The Day Kurt Waldheim Is Elected President Of Austria, The Anchorman, A Child Of Holocaust Survivors, Learns That His Favorite Cameraman Worked For Waldheim During World War Ii. (2 M., 1W., Approx. 50 Min.) Where I Came From Is About A Woman In Her Early Thirties Who Returns Home To Ask Her Mother, Her Uncle And Her Grandmother About Their Life Decades Earlier In Russia, A Subject They Still Don'T Wish To Discuss Or Remember. When The Woman Pushes The Issue, She Not Only Learns "Where She Came From", But She Also Gains Insight And Compassion Into Why The Subject Has Been Repressed For So Long. (3 W., 1 M., Approx. 50 Min.)
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Just One of Those Things
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2008
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Genre:
7-9 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
2
Female
2
Parts Other:
2 males, 2 females
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Despite being a qualified applicant, Sam's job interview is turning out to be a disaster because his interviewer, Alice, is constantly distracted by his "thing," an inescapable physical entity that follows Sam wherever he goes. Will Alice be able to look past Sam's "thing" and give him the job he deserves? A comic and thought-provoking exploration of imperfection, visible or concealed. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Funny as a Crutch.
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Last-Minute Adjustments
1st Produced:
Melting Pot Theatre Company (New York, NY, )
1999
Company:
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Genre:
9-12 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
0
Female
0
Parts Other:
5 either (5 actors possible: 0-5 males, 0-5 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Moments before birth, a child has second thoughts about leaving the womb. But the team getting her ready won't be stopped! (This play can also be performed as part of two different full-length plays: OY!and Nothing Serious.)
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Lion Tamer
1st Produced:
Delaware Short Play Festival (Wilmington, DE, United States)
2005
Company:
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Genre:
10-12 min
Comedy/Drama
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
A man considers purchasing a woman's home, or is it all foreplay? (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length playCouples.)
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Love Happens
1st Produced:
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Genre:
Romantic Comedy
Comedy
Parts:
Male
2
Female
2
Parts Other:
-
Notes:
aka Damaged Goods
Synopsis:
Love Happens Follows A Year In The Lives Of Two Couples, One Beginning And One Approaching Their Fiftieth Anniversary. As The Younger Couple Progresses From Meeting And Dating To The Challenges Of Living Together And Commitment, They Get Advice And Compassion From The Older Couple, Who Develop Problems Of Their Own When They'Re Influenced By The Younger Pair.
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Mars Needs Women, But Not As Much As Arnold Schecter
1st Produced:
Carousel Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
1993
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Genre:
40-45 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
3
Parts Other:
3 males, 3 females
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
What does a New Jersey nerd do when his girlfriend dumps him for a prince from Mars? He fights back, with help and interference from friends both local and intergalactic. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length collectionIncredible Sex.)
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Matterhorn
1st Produced:
Ensemble Studio Theatre/L.A. (Los Angeles, CA, United States)
1986
Company:
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Genre:
10-12 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Stuck in a never-ending line at Disneyland, a husband and wife are just on the verge of killing each other -- until they devise a novel solution to their marital woes. . . (This play can also be performed as part of two different full-length plays: Nothing Serious andCouples.)
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Murray, Leo and Sol Rewrite the Criminal Code
1st Produced:
Melting Pot Theatre Company (New York, NY, )
1999
Company:
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Genre:
5-6 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
0
Parts Other:
3 males (3 actors possible: 0-3 males, 0-3 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Such scholars! The three men in the steam room explore the concept of justice. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play OY!)
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Nellie
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2008
Company:
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Genre:
8-10 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female, 4 either (3-6 actors possible: 1-5 males, 1-5 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
An innocent lass learns lessons in life and love from an embittered puppet, who is none too kind when visited by puppet versions of classic disabled characters Quasimodo, Tiny Tim, Captain Hook and Oedipus. When she learns the reason for the puppet's bitterness, the lass teaches the puppeteer a thing or two! (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Funny as a Crutch.
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New Land, The
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2008
Company:
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Genre:
7-10 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
1
Parts Other:
3 males, 1 female, 1 either (5 actors possible: exactly 3 males, 1-2 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Just as the settlers in early America are reveling in the perfection of the new world, they are surprised by two unexpected settlers with disabilities. Shocked and appalled by this blemish to their vision of an ideal new land, they try to turn them away -- until a surprising and spiritual guest arrives with a powerful message. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Funny as a Crutch.
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News from St. Petersburg, The
1st Produced:
1987
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Genre:
20-25 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
1
Parts Other:
3 males, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Set in 1905 Russia, this Chekhovian spoof follows the effect of a revolutionary rumor on an aristocratic couple, their doctor, and an overworked and temporarily overjoyed serf. The lives of both rich and poor are constantly shifting as ignorance leads to hearsay and then to sobering reality. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length collection HA!)
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Nice Tie
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, )
2002
Company:
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Genre:
5-7 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
A woman and man envision totally different consequences if she lets him buy her a drink. (This play can also be performed as part of two different full-length plays: Romantic Fools and Nothing Serious.)
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Nightmare with a Sexy Skirt
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, )
2002
Company:
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Genre:
7-10 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
A man doesn't know what to do when he's both attracted to and repulsed by an attractive and manipulative woman. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Romantic Fools.)
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Nothing Serious
1st Produced:
Playhouse Merced (Merced, CA, United States)
2006
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Genre:
90-115 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
2
Parts Other:
3 males, 2 females, 2 either (7-34 actors possible: 3-32 males, 2-31 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Nothing Serious is a collection of Rich Orloff's 10 most popular and acclaimed 10-minute comedies, including two affectionate dissections of Theatre Itself (Playwriting 101: The Rooftop Lesson and Oh My God, It's Another Play). From Antarctica and Disneyland to the Garden of Eden and inside the womb, Orloff creates theatrical worlds that are both imaginative and hilarious. To purchase this book of 10 plays, click "Add to Shopping Cart" above. To perform an individual play, click on its title below:
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Oedi
1st Produced:
Carousel Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
1994
Company:
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Genre:
20-25 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
1
Parts Other:
3 males, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
This farcical retelling of the Oedipus Rex story confronts the overlooked fact that if Oedipus married his mother, she had to be old enough to be his mother. When Oedipus' two advisors first explain to him that he married his mother, he's distraught. But Jocasta and the advisors only want to find a way to spin the story so that Oedipus looks good. . . (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length collection HA!)
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Off the Map
1st Produced:
Hypothetical Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2002
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Genre:
10-12 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
2
Female
1
Parts Other:
2 males, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
In a very cold place, a penguin helps a lost couple find direction. (This play can also be performed as part of two different full-length plays: Foreign Affairs andNothing Serious.)
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Oh Happy Day
1st Produced:
Play-by-Play Festival (Ann Arbor, MI, United States)
2001
Company:
-
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Genre:
10-12 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
2
Female
0
Parts Other:
2 males
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
At home after work, two men in a long-term relationship unwind. One is a politician and the other has a surprise present for him. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Couples.)
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Oh My God, It's Another Play
1st Produced:
TheatreRats' Chester Horn Short Play Festival (New York, NY, United States)
2005
Company:
-
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Genre:
10-12 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
0
Female
0
Parts Other:
14 either (7-14 actors possible: 0-14 males, 0-14 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
A ridiculous behind-the-scenes look at what really happens at rehearsal, as an utterly pretentious director, a thoroughly disgruntled stage manager, and romantically entangled actors all prepare for a nonsensically generic play. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Nothing Serious.)
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One Man's Secret Desire
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, )
2002
Company:
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Genre:
5-7 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
A man seeks an "escort" to indulge the one fantasy he can't admit to other women. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Romantic Fools.)
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Oy (part of the full-length play OY!)
1st Produced:
Melting Pot Theatre Company (New York, NY, )
1999
Company:
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Genre:
6-9 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
0
Parts Other:
3 males (3 actors possible: 0-3 males, 0-3 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
In this tribute to the most colorful of all Yiddish words, three men in a steam room have a vibrant interaction with each other and life -- using only the word "oy." (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play OY!)
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OY!
1st Produced:
Melting Pot Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
1999
Company:
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Genre:
90-120 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
3
Female
2
Parts Other:
3 males, 2 females (5-44 actors possible: 3-42 males, 2-41 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
OY! is a collection of 13 short comedies, each illustrating the meaning of a Yiddish word -- including the untold stories of Eve and Adam, Einstein's demanding mother, the divorce trial of God and the human, the use of unkosher food as an aphrodisiac, and three men in a steam room who communicate using only the word "oy." Appealing to audiences of all backgrounds, OY! is a tribute to the absurdity and comedy of being human. To purchase this book of 13 plays, click "Add to Shopping Cart" above. To perform an individual play, click on its title below:
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Playwriting 101: The Rooftop Lesson
1st Produced:
Word-of-Mouth's Ten Stories Up Festival (New York, NY, United States)
2000
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Genre:
10-15 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
0
Female
0
Parts Other:
3 either (3 actors possible: 0-3 males, 0-3 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
An instructor lectures on the craft of playwriting, using two live examples: a would-be jumper on the edge of a ledge, and a would-be Good Samaritan trying to save him. But after being paused and replayed one too many times, these two characters rise up and revolt against both the instructor and the rules of playwriting itself. . . (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Nothing Serious.)
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Position Available
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2008
Company:
-
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Genre:
5-8 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
0
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 either (2 actors possible: 1-2 males, 0-1 females)
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Are you a "bitter disabled person with amazingly creative talent"? No? How about a "relentlessly cheery type who reminds us that these are the best years of our lives"? When a human resource counselor at the Concerned Liberal Institute for Compassionate Handicapped Employment (CLICHE) is unable to reduce a new job applicant to an uplifting stereotype, the question rises: Could someone with a disability just be an average person? (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Funny as a Crutch.
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Power Is the Greatest Aphrodisiac of Them All
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, )
2002
Company:
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Genre:
5-7 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Arm-wrestling becomes a metaphor for a couple's sexual interactions. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Romantic Fools.)
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Prague Summer
1st Produced:
Circle East Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
1997
Company:
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Genre:
10-12 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
2
Female
1
Parts Other:
2 males, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Summer 1992: When two Czech men deal with an American corporate woman sporting six legs and feelers, one finds her fascinating but the other is bugged. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Foreign Affairs.)
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Right Sensation
1st Produced:
WorkShop Theater Company (New York, NY, United States)
2004
Company:
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Genre:
10-12 min
Comedy/Drama
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
When a man and a woman who have met at a bar end up in her apartment, they both hope for sex but end up with something more. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length playCouples.)
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Romantic Fools
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, United States)
2002
Company:
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Genre:
90-120 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
-
Synopsis:
Romantic Fools consists of 12 two-character comedies examining love, lust, dating, and romance -- from a date with a caveman (Find Me a Primitive Man) to the joys of dull sex (One Man's Secret Desire) to the surprise frustrations of having a perfect mate (The Stepford Guy). With influences of Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Jules Feiffer, the Marx Brothers, and classic vaudeville comedy, these sketches vary in style but all celebrate the inherent comedy of male-female relationships. To purchase this book of 12 plays, click "Add to Shopping Cart" above. To perform an individual play, click on its title below:
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Shedding Light
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Genre:
drama with humor
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Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
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Synopsis:
Shedding Light Is A Two-Character Play In One Continuous Scene, Which Begins At Dusk On December 22, 1999, Just Before The Millennium. An African-American Cable Repairman Of About Fifty Arrives In A Manhattan High-Rise Condominium Apartment To Fix The Cable Reception Of A High-Strung, Jewish Woman Of The Same Age. What Begins As Awkward Banter Builds Into Increasingly Challenging And Personal Questions About Race And Religion, Both For The Man, Still Recovering From Old Wounds, And The Woman, Who Is Having A Crisis Of Faith After A Traumatic Year.
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Sheep (or Much Ado About Mutton), The
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, )
2002
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Genre:
6 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
When an outraged wife learns of her husband's affair, he tries to pull the wool over her eyes. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Romantic Fools.)
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Someone's Knocking
1st Produced:
1998
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Genre:
odd little comedy
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Parts:
Male
3
Female
2
Parts Other:
1 either
Notes:
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Synopsis:
Someone'S Knocking Focuses On A Married Woman Afraid Of "Out There", Whose Marriage And Life Change Radically When Opportunity Knocks On Her Door - Literally. (Imagine A Doll'S House As Rewritten By Ionesco And Monty Python.) The Play Is Designed For A Cast Of Six Or More, Some Playing Multiple Roles, And Is Usually Produced On A Very Simple Set.
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Spaghetti Overture
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, )
2002
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Genre:
5-8 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
When a man tries to convince a woman to marry him, a very large plate of pasta contains a ring of truth. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Romantic Fools.)
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Stepford Guy, The
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, )
2002
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Genre:
6-8 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
A too-good-to-be-true husband drives his wife nuts with his perfection, until he comes up with the perfect answer. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Romantic Fools.)
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Stevie Goldstein Faces the Day of Atonement Unprepared
1st Produced:
Ensemble Studio Theatre (Los Angeles, CA, United States)
1985
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Genre:
8-10 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
2
Female
1
Parts Other:
2 males, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
Stevie's parents face a problem not found in any parenting book: What do you do when your son tells you he hasn't sinned all year? (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play OY!)
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Swing Set
1st Produced:
2006
Company:
Black Box New Play Festival
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Genre:
Short Play
One Act
Parts:
Male
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Female
0
Parts Other:
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Notes:
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Toes
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2008
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Genre:
7-12 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
2
Female
2
Parts Other:
2 males, 2 females
Notes:
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Synopsis:
When Sheila brings home her new fiance Leonard to meet her parents, she's shocked that they refuse to give the charming young man their blessing. Despite their own disabilities, Sheila's parents cannot tolerate Leonard's slight physical imperfection. Can Sheila break through her parents' hilariously illogical thinking? (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Funny as a Crutch.
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Totally Accessible
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2008
Company:
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Genre:
10-12 min
Comedy/Drama
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
Ivy and Bryan, who both use wheelchairs, live a storybook life. They're happily married, make nice livings, and take luxurious resort vacations. But one evening, when a small argument blows up into a much bigger fight, they begin to question: Are they trying to live out a fairy tale that doesn't exist? (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Funny as a Crutch.
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Triumph in Argentina
1st Produced:
The Foolish Theatre Company (New York City, NY, United States)
2005
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Genre:
9-11 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
2
Female
1
Parts Other:
2 males, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
In Buenos Aires, an American who professes to be open to anything willingly accepts a German couples' invitation to join them in their hotel room. But he isn't prepared for the surprising suggestion this kinky couple has in store for him. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Foreign Affairs.)
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Trolley Named Tsuris, A
1st Produced:
Melting Pot Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
1999
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Genre:
12-15 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
2
Parts Other:
1 male, 2 females
Notes:
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Synopsis:
In this hilarious parody of A Streetcar Named Desire, Stella and Stanley get a new neighbor who keeps poking her nose into their business. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play OY!)
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Tropical Heat
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Genre:
Comedy
One Act
Parts:
Male
4
Female
1
Parts Other:
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Notes:
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Synopsis:
A Parody Of The Play And Classic Film Rain, The Comedy Tropical Heat Takes Place In A South Seas Island Hotel During "Early Warner Brothers". The Wisecracking Party Girl South Seas Moxie Meets Her Match When A Fire-And-Brimstone Missionary Visits The Island And Tries To Convert Her
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Vegetarians in Lust
1st Produced:
Ensemble Studio Theatre/L.A. (New York, NY, United States)
1986
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Genre:
5-8 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
A male vegetarian has trouble getting aroused, until his girlfriend comes up with a meaty solution. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length playRomantic Fools.)
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Veronica's Position
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Genre:
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Comedy
Parts:
Male
4
Female
2
Parts Other:
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Notes:
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Synopsis:
Veronica'S Position Is A Cowardesque Comedy About Love, Art And Politics. Set In A Posh Washington Hotel Suite, Veronica, A Self-Absorbed, Middle-Aged Movie Star, Agrees To Co-Star With Her Favorite Ex-Husband In A Calamitous Pre-Broadway Run Of Hedda Gabler, Which Is Being Directed By A Young, Hot-Shot, Female Director. Meanwhile, Veronica'S Personal Assistant Is Visited By An Old Pal, A Controversial Photographic Artist Who Has Just Been Denounced By Veronica'S Current Flame, A Powerful U.S. Senator. When Conflicts Build Between Those She Loves, Apolitical Veronica Is Forced To Take A Position.
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Vietnam 101: The War on Campus
1st Produced:
Oberlin College (Oberlin, OH, United States)
1989
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Genre:
120 min
Theatrical documentary
Parts:
Male
6
Female
5
Parts Other:
6 males, 5 females (8-40 actors possible: 4-36 males, 4-35 females)
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Synopsis:
Vietnam 101: The War on Campus is a documentary theater piece about one college community's journey during the Vietnam War years. Based on recollections of over one hundred students at Oberlin College in Ohio, the play recreates a time when people were asking the same questions that are being asked today about our government and our responsibilities. Combining monologues with Story Theater-type scenes, the play covers the years 1964 to 1970, from Lyndon Johnson's promise not to expand the war (and early, well-behaved protests) to Kent State (when the entire campus shut down), and finally an epilogue from the present.
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Wedding Planner, The
1st Produced:
Key West Theatre Festival (Key West, FL, )
2002
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Genre:
5-7 min
Vaudeville routine
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female
Notes:
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Synopsis:
A combination wedding and funeral planner has unusual suggestions for a woman's future. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Romantic Fools.)
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What Makes a Man?
1st Produced:
Melting Pot Theatre Company (New York, NY, )
1999
Company:
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Genre:
12-15 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
4
Female
2
Parts Other:
4 males, 2 females (5-6 actors possible: 3-4 males, exactly 2 females)
Notes:
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Synopsis:
Will creating an artificial man solve the problems of a 29-year-old loser still living at home? When do things ever work out according to plan? (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play OY!)
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Whole Shebang, The
1st Produced:
Second Generation Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
1988
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Genre:
45-50 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
1
Parts Other:
1 male, 1 female, 4 either (6 actors possible: 2-4 males, 2-4 females)
Notes:
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Synopsis:
This play asks the question, "What if the entire universe was just some nerd's science project?" In a classroom in a dimension far beyond ours, a student striving for a "Master of the Universe" degree gives an oral presentation on an unusual thesis -- the creation of the heavens and the earth. Two professors and a dean interrogate the student and his two visual aids, a "typical" man and woman. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length collection HA!)
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Women in Heat
1st Produced:
Emerging Artists Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
2003
Company:
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Genre:
20-25 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
1
Female
3
Parts Other:
1 male, 3 females
Notes:
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Synopsis:
When three young women from Ohio vacation in Key West, two of them have extreme (and extremely different) responses when they learn about an erotic adventure the third had the night before. When a man from that night presents all three of them with a daring offer, the women realize they're not in Ohio anymore. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length collection Incredible Sex.)
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Word Play
1st Produced:
Melting Pot Theatre Company (New York, NY, United States)
1999
Company:
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Genre:
5-7 min
Comedy
Parts:
Male
0
Female
0
Parts Other:
5 either (5 actors possible: 0-5 males, 0-5 females)
Notes:
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Synopsis:
A non-Jewish employee joins a Jewish company and fears he doesn't have the chutzpah to fit in. His boss and co-workers offer him an education. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play OY!)
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