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Jay Falzone

JAY FALZONE

  
Nationality:    USA
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below is a list of Jay Falzone's plays - click on a Play Title for more information

         Another Christmas With The Calamari Sisters (The Feast Of The Seven Fishes)         Beat Until Stiff: The Plus Size Pampered Chef Party         Bun In The Oven: Contractions With The Calamari Sisters         Calamari Sisters Big Fat Italian Wedding, The         Calamari Sisters Christmas Carol         Calamari Sisters Clam Bake         Camp Morning Wood         Cooking Lesson With The Calamari Sisters, A         Cooking With The Calamari Sisters         Divorce Party         Fat Kid Rules the World, The         Oy Vey It's The Calamari Sisters         Parenting 101         You Don't Know Jack
Another Christmas With The Calamari Sisters (The Feast Of The Seven Fishes)

Synopsis:
Stars of the Food Network, the Calamari Sisters have left under a cloud and gone back to public access cable television

Notes:
Music Christmas pop songs; book by Jay Falzone; Dan Lavender; Stephen Smith

1st Produced:
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Organisations:
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Music:
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Genre:
Musical

Parts:
Male:  -            Female:  -            Other:  -

Further Reference:
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Beat Until Stiff: The Plus Size Pampered Chef Party

Synopsis:
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Notes:
Music Sixties pop; book by Jay Falzone; Dan Lavendar; Stephen Smith

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Genre:
Musical

Parts:
Male:  -            Female:  -            Other:  -

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Bun In The Oven: Contractions With The Calamari Sisters

Synopsis:
A baby is on the way

Notes:
Music Sixties pop; book by Jay Falzone; Dan Lavendar; Stephen Smith

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Genre:
Musical

Parts:
Male:  -            Female:  -            Other:  -

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Calamari Sisters Big Fat Italian Wedding, The

Synopsis:
There is an arranged marriage for one of the sisters

Notes:
Music Sixties pop; book by Jay Falzone; Dan Lavendar; Stephen Smith

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Genre:
Musical

Parts:
Male:  -            Female:  -            Other:  -

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Calamari Sisters Christmas Carol

Synopsis:
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Notes:
Music Christmas pop songs; book by Jay Falzone; Dan Lavender; Stephen Smith

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Music:
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Calamari Sisters Clam Bake

Synopsis:
The sisters organise an Italian clam bake

Notes:
Music Sixties pop; book by Jay Falzone; Dan Lavendar; Stephen Smith

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Genre:
Musical

Parts:
Male:  -            Female:  -            Other:  -

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Camp Morning Wood

Synopsis:
A gay couple have hit a rough patch. Their counsellor tells them to get away for the weekend. They are going to an isolated lake side cabin. But they get a flat tyre and then it starts pouring with rain. They see a cabin and make a dash for it and spend the night. In the morning they discover that the cabin is part of Camp Morning Wood Meadows - the notorious gay nudist holiday camp

Notes:
Music by Derrick Byers; Bobby Cronin; James Dobinson; Wil lShishmanian; lyrics and book by Jay Falzone

1st Produced:
Peter Jay Sharp Theater, New York     Jun 2019

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Genre:
Gay musical full length

Parts:
Male:  -            Female:  -            Other:  -

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Cooking Lesson With The Calamari Sisters, A

Synopsis:
Whilst their television show is off the air the Sisters go on the road giving cookery demonstrations

Notes:
Music Sixties pop; book by Jay Falzone; Dan Lavendar; Stephen Smith

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To Buy This Play:
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Genre:
Musical

Parts:
Male:  -            Female:  -            Other:  -

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Cooking With The Calamari Sisters

Synopsis:
Uncle JoJo went swimming - but he forgot to take off his cement collar. His nieces The Calamari Sisters inherit. They set up their own cable television station so they can broadcast their own cookery programme

Notes:
Music by Brandon James Quinn; lyrics by Jay Falzone; book by Jay Falzone; Dan Lavendar; Stephen Smith

1st Produced:
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To Buy This Play:
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Genre:
Musical

Parts:
Male:  -            Female:  -            Other:  -

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Divorce Party

Synopsis:
With same sex marriages you also get same sex divorces

Notes:
Music pop songs and show songs with new lyrics; lyrics by Jay Falzone; book by Amy Botwinick; Jay Falzone

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To Buy This Play:
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Genre:
Gay musical full length

Parts:
Male:  -            Female:  -            Other:  -

Further Reference:
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Fat Kid Rules the World, The

Synopsis:
New York City 2003.

Notes:
Music by Matt Gumley; Evan Jay Newman; lyrics and book Jay Falzone

1st Produced:
Royal Family Performing Arts Space, New York     29 Oct 2018

Organisations:
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1st Published:
Troy Billings is being bullied because of his weight - not only by his brother but all the people at school. He has reached the end of his tether. He stands on a subway platform ready to throw himself under the F-Train. He is stopped at the last moment by Curt MacCrae a punk rocker with (drug) problems of his own. Curt's band is on the verge of breaking up. He persuades Troy to join it   

Music:
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Genre:
Musical

Parts:
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Oy Vey It's The Calamari Sisters

Synopsis:
The sisters are asked to cater for a Jewish funeral

Notes:
Music Sixties pop; book by Jay Falzone; Stephen Smith

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To Buy This Play:
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Genre:
Musical

Parts:
Male:  -            Female:  -            Other:  -

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Parenting 101

Synopsis:
Parenting from giving birth to the grandchildren

Notes:
Music pop songs and show songs with new lyrics; Lyrics and book by Jay Falzone; Nancy Holson

1st Produced:
Kimmel Center's Innovation Studio     2008

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To Buy This Play:
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Genre:
Musical

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You Don't Know Jack

Synopsis:
Jack and Jill want to escape from the oppressive Nursery Rhyme Land. They are assisted by Georgie Porgie and Little Bo Peep. Mother Goose keeps thwarting them and Humpty Dumpty is involved in a political scandal

Notes:
Music by Jason Loffredo; lyrics and book by Jay Falzone

1st Produced:
St Peter's Theatre, New York     Feb 2007

Organisations:
York Theatre Company

1st Published:
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Music:
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To Buy This Play:
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Genre:
Musical

Parts:
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