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CHRIS TOWNDROW
Nationality: British
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Aladdin, Rub My LampAladdin, Rub My Lamp
Synopsis:
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Princess, who lived in Old Peking. We wanted to set it in Banging-cock because the jokes would be smuttier, but the Panto Union wouldn't allow such a radical location change. Back to the story. . .The Princess' father, the Emperor, wanted her to marry a rich man, but her needs were a bit more 'demanding' than mere financial wealth. She needed real 'fulfillment'. If you catch our drift. . .Aladdin was a poor washerwoman's son, who lived with his mother, Widow Wanky, in - and this, honestly, won't come as a surprise - a laundry. He was a bit short of experience in the whole bedroom gymnastics department, too. If only he could become rich enough to build a huge palace for the Princess. An impressive erection like that would be bound to win her over. The Evil Abanazar was a grumpy old sod, hell-bent on buggering up everyone's day just for shits and giggles. He's more power-crazed than Putin, but not such a homophobic git. Anyway, there's a couple of genies, a cave, more gold than a Mr T lookalike competition, and a lamp that gets rubbed more times than a teenage boy's 'junk' when he first discovers pornography.
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1st Produced:
Guildford: Star Inn
02 Dec 2015
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Genre:
adult pantomime
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Male: 5 Female: 3 Other: -
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