Sandie is your sexy tour guide for a fabulous tour of London on an open top sightseeing bus. She can't wait to point out all the sights from Big Ben to the Tower of London and tell you all about their history. Unfortunately, that's not all that she wants to talk about. Nearly every sight along the way seems to trigger off some hilarious memory to do with her 'gorgeous Duncan, who's the spitting image of Mel Gibson'. Domestic problems and sightseeing become entwined as Sandie reveals how she deals with her straying husband in this punchy, heartfelt comedy that takes you on an extraordinary journey through the streets of London.

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David Woods is a mild mannered accountant who sees a sensational way of making a fortune by writing a kiss-and-tell biography about his bitchy wife Sarah, who is the nation's favourite actress from the hit Tv show Doctors and Nurses. He then realises that his book will do even better if she is murdered first! Unfortunately a few obstacles get in his way. . .

Welcome to Philadelphia, the city that gave us the Declaration of Independence, the Liberty Bell, Grace Kelly and the Philly cheesesteak sandwich. Gus Clover is your tour guide on an open-top London sightseeing bus driving through the streets of the City of Brotherly Love. He's keen to show you the city he loves from Betsy Ross's house to the 'Rocky Steps' but the sights keep triggering off memories from his past. Hear how his personal hero Benjamin Franklin inspired Gus to become an inventor. Laugh as he reminisces at how he met and married his librarian wife Lynda. Discover how it all went wrong when he brought Popeye the puppy into the family home just as Lynda was about to give birth. This is the Philadelphia story that has nothing to do with the Main Line!